I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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