I just made out with a guy for $7.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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