did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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