In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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