party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
even my farts smell like vagina
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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