i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The uberlube is also flammable
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Drunk is not a location!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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