I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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