We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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