Its about making memories worth repressing
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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