At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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