Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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