well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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