my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
