i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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