CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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