the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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