just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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