just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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