TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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