Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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