Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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