I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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