Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i think i have herpe
just one?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
