so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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