who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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