Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I want a musical about memes.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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