Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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