O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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