btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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