Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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