friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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