its not stalking. its research.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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