is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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