You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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