Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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