Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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