fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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