Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize
