I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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