SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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