Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
