It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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