just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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