the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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