Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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