my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She told me I should be a condom model.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Randomize
