it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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