i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the day after is always just damage control
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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