Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
ok first of all what the fuck
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