I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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