I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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